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Gone in 6 Seconds: How Thieves in Saint Petersburg Stole My Gear

January 13, 2015 by Tom Giuretis 7 Comments

Saint Petersburg is a beautiful, colourful, monumental city. Coupled with the behaviour and questionable fashion choices of some of its inhabitants, it’s a photographer’s paradise. It also has a very bad reputation for being a hotbed of most types of criminal activity, from corporate crime to kidnappings and murder, right down to petty theft. I thought this reputation seemed a little undeserved as this was my fourth visit in as many years with no incident; ultimately becoming exactly the reason I fell victim to its curse.

Spilt Blood

It’s a sunny winter morning and I’m taking a walk along the mighty River Neva in temperatures which would make zero feel like summer. We’d just arrived from Moscow by train and were taking advantage of  the time we had to burn before checking into the hotel. Blue skies bring out the best in Saint Petersburg’s notoriously colourful buildings, while the fresh snow glistens like a freshly steam-cleaned white carpet under the bridges traversing old Leningrad’s countless canals.

After shooting some of the major sights around the city, we headed back to the hotel along Nevsky Prospekt, a sprawling boulevard lined with colossal 19th century buildings painted in every pastel colour you could imagine, punctuated with variously-designed churches of different denominations.

As we rounded the corner and up a large side-street, a friendly young man ran up from behind me, thrust some calendars and hats in my face, and begged me to follow him to his souvenir store. As is my general policy with such things, I declined without breaking-step. I know where to find souvenirs without being corralled there by strangers.

He tried the same on Mirjana, who wasn’t enjoying her -15 degree surroundings and whisked him away with less than a word. He then decided to chase down someone behind us.

Five minutes later as we entered the hotel, it dawned on me that my camera was without a lens. Immediately realising where it had gone, my heart sank.

I couldn’t believe someone would be capable of removing the lens (requiring the pressing of a button on the front of the camera while twisting it 90 degrees, so I googled “how to steal a camera lens” and the first result made my heart skip a beat:

Apart from the fact that my camera was not around my neck but over one shoulder and hanging to my side (and the fact that this guy noticed) this is basically how it went down.

Reading the frustrations of camera-owners on many forums, it became clear that this is an incredibly frequent occurrence blighting the experiences of many of those wishing to visit the so called “Venice of the North”.

What’s worse: there’s no way you can really stop it.

These thugs are no-doubt armed with knives, so any resistance once their hands are on your gear would almost-certainly result in personal injury, or at the very least the spine-chilling situation where you’re probably asked to hand over everything you own at knife-point.

It was all caught on camera and it’s in police hands, though as one officer said when asked about the prospects of seeing the lens again, “do you believe in miracles?”

All in all, given a few days to relax, I am glad it wasn’t worse. Mirjana could have been holding the camera and I could have seen what they were doing and tried to intervene, escalating the situation. We could have been asked to hand over everything, which, since we had just arrived, included iPhones, tablets and laptops, not to mention cash and passports.

I could do without replacing a $1000 lens that I need for my job, but in the end I still have my camera body, the photos on the SD card, and we both have our lives.

My advice? Saint Petersburg – and Russia more broadly – is not a place where you can let your guard down. Efforts to curb corruption and reform the police force clearly have not been successful, as this exact type of theft appears to happen daily. If you own a DSLR camera, hide it as best you can. Only have it on show while you’re shooting, and not when you’re walking. Be “that guy” and wear your backpack on the front. Every effort to make it harder for thieves to recognise you have expensive equipment are paramount, because once they know, there’s really nothing you can do.

Filed Under: Life, Travel Tagged With: photography, russia, saint petersburg, travel

Remnants of a Revolution

August 1, 2014 by Tom Giuretis 1 Comment

Martsishevskiy Funeral

Surrounded by at least 1500 activists bearing placards written in Cyrillic, I feel a bit out of place. See, despite my basic Russian-language skills, a sign that transliterates to “System for soap” has a slightly confounding effect. I ask Ilya, a … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: News, Opinion Tagged With: "maidan nezalezhnosti", euromaidan, kiev, klitschko, kviv, maidan, poroshenko, putin, russia, tymoshenko, ukraine, yanukovich

An Assessment of the June 2 Luhansk Administration Building Attacks

June 3, 2014 by Tom Giuretis 33 Comments

Luhansk

***Update: I can now conclude the damage to the Luhansk administration building was almost certainly caused by the jet shown in vision shared online over the past two days. Read on to see how I came to this conclusion. There is no doubt people … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: News, Opinion Tagged With: airstrike, attack, lugansk, luhansk, luhansk peoples' republic, novorossiya, rockets, russia, separatists, ukraine

Narrowing the Focus

May 1, 2014 by Tom Giuretis Leave a Comment

Kosovo 2014 Map

After completing the first year of my communication (so-called) degree, plus the "Political Change in the Middle East" overseas exchange program in Turkey, it has become clearer to me where my interests lie. As is obvious, both travel and … [Continue reading]

Filed Under: Life, Travel

Crossing Bridges

December 1, 2013 by Tom Giuretis Leave a Comment

As the headline goes, I am very excited about continuing to journey across this little bridge in my life. It's a metaphorical bridge of course, transporting me from my existence of almost vagabondism, to one with (a sense of) purpose: this whole … [Continue reading]

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Tom is an Australian freelance journalist who has a particular fascination with the current affairs and politics shaping the lives of those inhabiting eastern Europe to the Middle East. On this website you can find his travel musings and snippets of his work.

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